No Snow In Hawai'i.

Unpublished Works, Copyright 2009, BillyPauleyJr.*

No Snow In Hawai'i.

I wake up in mid January,
Two hours early today,
Gotta get myself to work on time,
Gotta shovel snow out of my way,
Right now my tail is freezing,
My face and fingers are numb,
But in only three days I'll be smiling,
Honolulu here I come,
O' 'cos there's,
No snow in Hawai'i,
No ice on the beach,
The only thing frozen is my margarita,
When the hula girl brings it to me,
Out here on Wai'kiki Beach,
Working on my tourist tan,
Somewhere back in Missouri,
An ice storm freezes the land,
And as the windchill in Hawai'i,
Reaches eighty two above zero,
I'll remember somewhere in Omaha,
It's probably eighty two below,
O' but there's,
No snow in Hawai'i,
No ice on the beach,
The only thing frozen is my margarita,
When the hula girl brings it to me,
Headed back to the mainland,
O' how I wish I could stay,
How silly will I look in Missouri now,
In my sandals and kukui nut lei,
I guess I'll just get out my snow shovel,
And wipe these frozen tears away,
O' but there's,
No snow in Hawai'i,
No ice on the beach,
The only thing frozen was my margarita,
When the hula girl bro't it to me,
O' there's no snow in Hawai'i,
And now... there's no me.

-WillyToad*

...this is a SmokeytheToad production.