Jack Daniels Will Do.

Unpublished Works, © 2006, BillyPauleyJr.*

Jack Daniels Will Do.

Hey, mister bartender,
Take my order please,
I want the woman at the end of the bar,
Lord, she's such a tease,
I'll take her single and straight,
I'm not askin' much from you,
But if you cannot deliver her, then,
Jack Daniels will do,

I came in here lookin',
And she's sure lookin' great,
I refuse to leave here disappointed,
I'm sure to get a date,
I don't know how lonely she is,
Or what she's going thru',
But if she doesn't want me at all, then,
Jack Daniels will do,

I ordered me a whiskey,
Jack, he sure is good,
He's making me the center of attention,
And she's smilin' like I knew she would,
My jokes are sure to impress her,
Like I never knew,
But if she still can turn me down, then,
Jack Daniels will do,

The bar is barely open,
The clock struck two a.m.,
But I still have a fighting chance,
With the competition wearin' thin,
I'm about half wasted,
And about half unglued,
But I don't care if she leaves alone, 'cos,
Jack Daniels will do,

Hey, mister bartender, don't ya know,
Jack Daniels will do.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

Down In Flames.

Unpublished Works, © 2006, BillyPauleyJr.*

Down in Flames.

I flew like a hero,
In and out of your defense,
And I survived all along the way,
But baby, now you're leaving me,
And I cannot pretend,
I feel like I'm going down in flames,

O', fighting for your love,
I was an ace among the best,
I put all those other men to shame,
O'. but lately I've been waging war,
With my own happiness,
O', I feel like I'm going down in flames,

Down in flames,
O', down into the fire,
Down in flames,
Losing my desire,
O', I may never fly in love again,
O', I feel like I'm going down in flames,

In the art of gallantry,
O', I was there for you,
And I provided love along the way,
But here I stand alone in love,
No matter what I do,
O', I feel like I'm going down in flames,

Down in flames,
O', down into the fire,
Down in flames,
Losing my desire,
O', I may never fly in love again,
O', I feel like I'm going down in flames,

Down in flames,
I'm lost without your lovin',
Down in flames,
I'm burning down to nothin',
O', I may never fly in love again,
'Cos I feel like I'm going down in flames,

O', I feel like I'm going down in flames,
Yeah, it hurts me like I'm going down in flames.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

My Babydoll.

Unpublished Works, © 1981, BillyPauleyJr.*

My Babydoll.

I'm not playin' a game girl,
I'm not riskin' anything,
I'm just in it for love; and that's all,

But I'm not feelin' ashamed girl,
For givin' you my everything,
Afterall; you are my babydoll,

Come hold me close,
Don't let me go,
The world is so very, very cold,
Come hold me tight,
And let me love you tonight,

I'm not gettin' serious,
Not if you're gonna laugh at me,
And tell your friends I'm nothing to you at all,

But I'm not getting furious,
If you don't feel like havin' me,
Afterall; you are my babydoll,

Come hold me close,
Don't let me go,
The world is so very, very cold,
Come hold me tight,
And let me love you tonight,

I've been hurt by some my love,
That really did not wanna be,
And they loved to watch me crumble and fall,

But I'm not givin' up my love,
Not if you promise your love to me,
Afterall; you are my babydoll,

Come hold me close,
Don't let me go,
The world is so very, very cold,
Come hold me tight,

And let me love you tonight; o',
Tonight; my babydoll.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

I Want Your Kiss.

Unpublished Works, © 1981, BillyPauleyJr.*

I Want Your Kiss.

I don't know how to say I want you,
I don't know how to say I care,
But you can believe if you were alone,
That I would soon be there,

I've tried so many times to tell you,
But it never did any good,
No matter how I tried to say it,
You never understood,

I want your kiss,
I want your kiss,
Oo', now baby, don't ya dare resist,
And after then,
Ya know, I want you again,
Oo', now baby, won't ya please give in,
I want your kiss,
I want your kiss,
Oo', now baby, don't ya dare... o', please don't resist,

I don't ever want you lose you,
And I don't even have you yet,
But you can believe if I had the chance,
That I would do my best,

It doesn't really seem to matter,
How much or if I care for you,
But just in case it does one day, then,
Baby, I really do,

I want your kiss,
I want your kiss,
Oo', now baby, don't ya dare resist,
And after then,
Ya know, I want you again,
Oo', now baby, won't ya please give in,
I want your kiss,
I want your kiss,
Oo', now baby, don't ya dare... o', please don't resist,

I wish I could stop the world babe,
So you'd have time to love me too,
Maybe then you'd understand,
That I'm in love with you,

I've tried so many times to show you,
But you never seem to change,
No matter how I tried to show you,
You'd just run away,

I want your kiss,
I want your kiss,
Oo', now baby, don't ya dare resist,
And after then,
Ya know, I want you again,
Oo', now baby, won't ya please give in,
I want your kiss,
I want your kiss,
Oo', now baby, don't ya dare... o', please don't resist,
Oo', now baby, don't ya dare... o', please don't resist.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

Pausal Note 10#.

Unpublished Works, Copyright 2010, BillyPauleyJr.*

"love is something you spend all your life looking for and rely on instinct to discover" (note to Desiree') -WillyToad*

-from the works, Warm Tho'ts by WillyToad*

My Love Song Is.

Unpublished Works, © 1980, BillyPauleyJr.*

My Love Song Is.

I just wanna write a love song different from the rest,
One that’ll play on the radio and become the very best,
If you want it please reserve it,
And God knows you deserve it,
And like everything I do,
My love song is you,

I want this to be different, but I know it’ll be the same,
‘Cos like everything I try to do my love song’s in your name,
If you want it please reserve it,
And God knows you deserve it,
And like everything I see,
My love song is me,

To think of it, if my love song was different it wouldn’t be love,
‘Cos it’s a stereotype kind of feeling, the kind I’m thinking of,
If you want it please reserve it,
And God knows you deserve it,
And like everything I trust,
My love song is us.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

Hate Will Take You.

Unpublished Works, © 1979, BillyPauleyJr.*

Hate Will Take You.

What makes a man destroy a mind,
With words that are far much more than unkind,
Does this make him fulfilled and proud,
To know people chill when he speaks aloud,
This ill fated man will soon be shown,
Where hate can take you, when he’s all alone.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production

Simple (The Truth About Us).

Unpublished Works, © 2010, BillyPauleyJr.*

Simple (The Truth About Us).

Life is so easy,
When love is simple and true,
I know this simply because,
I'm so in love with you, so true, so true,
I can send you gifts without reason,
You can open them without guilt,
I don't expect you to heal my sorrows,
O', but I know, you always will,
O', it's so simple,
Our unconditional love is so simple,
Born in trust,
It's beautifully simple, o' so simple,
Simple,
The truth about us,
I can tell you stories without morals,
You can listen without sin,
I can start loving you; never knowing,
Yet not believing it'll ever end,
O', it's so simple,
Our unconditional love is so simple,
Born in trust,
It's beautifully simple, o' so simple,
Simple,
The truth about us,
O', give your heart,
I will not crush it,
Give your truth,
I will turn it into trust,
O', give your soul,
I will not waste it,
It's all so simple,
The truth about us,
O', it's so simple,
Our unconditional love is so simple,
Born in trust,
It's beautifully simple, o' so simple,
Simple,
The truth about us,
O', life is so easy,
When love is simple and true,
I know; I know, simply because, o',
I'm so in love with you, so true, so true,
Simple, so true; my love,
Simple,
The truth about us.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

Jealous.

Unpublished Works, © 2002, BillyPauleyJr.*

Jealous (Zoey’s Dream).

There’s a girl in my dreams,
She’s better for you,
I wonder sometimes,
If she can be true,
But I know if you are,
Then she can be too,
O’, there’s a girl in my dreams,
She’s better for you,

Jealous,
It’s a weak and angry truth,
Jealous,
Of the girl I dreamed for you,
So jealous,
Of the girl I want to be,
So all the girls can be jealous,
So jealous of a girl like me,

The girl is so perfect,
She knows your very heart,
I see her so many times,
There, in your sweet arms,
She’s so right just to be,
With you, where you are,
O’, the girl is so perfect,
She knows your very heart,

Jealous,
It’s a weak and angry truth,
Jealous,
Of the girl I dreamed for you,
So jealous,
Of the girl I want to be,
So all the girls can be jealous,
So jealous of a girl like me,

She’s a dream girl, I know,
A girl I dream to be,
A girl so like the one for you,
So unlike a girl like me,
I get so jealous of her,
I cry inside my dream,
O’, she’s a dream girl, I know,
A girl I dream to be,

Jealous,
It’s a weak and angry truth,
Jealous,
Of the girl I dreamed for you,
So jealous,
Of the girl I want to be,
So all the girls can be jealous,
So jealous of a girl like me,
O’, I will be your dream girl,
So all the girls can be,
Jealous, jealous, so jealous,
Of a supergirl like me.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

Romeo And His Princess.

Unpublished Works, © 1981, BillyPauleyJr.*

Romeo And His Princess.

He was a small town Romeo,
With hopes and dreams to find,
She was a forgotten princess,
Waiting for her knight,
They looked well together,
They seemed a perfect match,
But soon time pushed them miles apart,
And put an end to that,
And what had not yet started,
Had crumbled at their feet,
And all the time they were apart,
They felt so incomplete,

O', will they ever know if they'd be happy together,
Will there be only memories to dream on and treasure,
And can they be satisfied knowing this... forever,
O', will they ever know if they'd be happy together,

He shot off into a war,
With hatred all around,
She fell in a lifeless pool,
And left nothing to be found,
He wrote to her to tell her,
That soon he would return,
All his life was cancelled now,
To make some room for her,
But she would never answer,
And when he finally came,
He found he wasn't the only one,
Who'd tho't to get away,

O', will they ever know if they'd be happy together,
Will there be only memories to dream on and treasure,
And can they be satisfied knowing this... forever,
O', will they ever know if they'd be happy together,

So he went back to loneliness,
Returning just sometimes,
Always only emptiness,
Was there for him to find,
Then one day a letter came,
And Romeo felt terrible,
The letter claimed his princess dead,
And soon would be her burial,
And with a tear in every word,
He said he'd live no more,
His broken heart would take him to heaven,
To everything he'd lived for,

O', will they ever know if they'd be happy together,
Will there be only memories to dream on and treasure,
And can they be satisfied knowing this... forever,
O', will they ever know if they'd be happy together,
O', I wonder if they'll be happy now, together... forever.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

You Make My World Wonderful.

Unpublished Works, © 1986, BillyPauleyJr.*

You Make My World Wonderful.

Girl, I won't forget it,
Right from the start,
You sent it in a letter,
In a greeting card,
A simple little message,
But don't you see,
I'll never forget,
What it means to me,

Faded jeans; a pocketful of dreams,
And you make my world wonderful,
O', faded jeans; a pocketful of dreams,
And you make my world wonderful,
Yeah; you make my world wonderful,

It jumped up from the paper,
And into my soul,
It touched me like an angel,
And I want you to know,
That wherever I go,
Wherever I am,
I'm gonna have it with me,
In my heart and my hand,

Saying; faded jeans; a pocketful of dreams,
And you make my world wonderful,
O', faded jeans; a pocketful of dreams,
And you make my world wonderful,
Yeah; you make my world wonderful,

Girl, I won't forget it,
Right to the end,
You wrote it in a letter,
On a card you sent,
A simple little message,
But don't you see,
It was sent from you,
And it was meant for me,

It said; faded jeans; a pocketful of dreams,
And you make my world wonderful,
O', faded jeans; a pocketful of dreams,
And you make my world wonderful,
Yeah; you make my world wonderful,

Yeah, you do; it's true,
You make my world wonderful.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

The Girl In The Mirror (from the soundtrack: "Out-of-Order")

Unpublished Works, © 2009, BillyPauleyJr.*

The Girl In The Mirror (from the soundtrack: "Out-of-Order").

You tell me you love me forever,
You treat me with angel-like care,
I want to believe,
In the girl that you see,
But my doubt; it won't let me dare,

O', I wish I could see with your eyes,
And trust in the beauty you see,
In the depths of my soul,
I wish I could know,
How your love is reflecting on me,

But the girl in the mirror won't show me,
The beauty that you claim to see,
I want to believe you; I trust you,
But the girl in the mirror is me,

Everything that I've ever learned,
Tells me; have faith in your soul,
Every truth,
Leads me to you,
Still there's that girl that I know,

I can dream with the pictures you give me,
I can warm for a while in your tho'ts,
I can smell the rose,
Of the beauty you know,
And escape from the girl I am not,

But the girl in the mirror won't show me,
The beauty that you claim to see,
I want to believe you; I trust you,
But the girl in the mirror is me,

O', the girl in the mirror doesn't love me,
Ironically; so easy to see,
You must know my prison,
Is lacking your vision,
Of the girl in the mirror you see,
O', the girl in the mirror I need,

But the girl in the mirror won't show me,
The beauty that you claim to see,
I want to believe you; I trust you,
But the girl in the mirror is me,

O', I trust you; and I believe you,
But the girl in the mirror is me.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

It's A Long, Long Way (Nashville).

Unpublished Works, Copyright 2010, BillyPauleyJr.*

It's A Long, Long Way (Nashville).

Only yesterday,
I was living without you,
But tomorrow and today,
It's nothing I wanna do,
When I tune love's GPS,
On the map inside my soul,
I find the heart of you,
On a path that was my own,
O', it's a long, long way to Nashville; 'til we get there,
The distance is only space between me and you,
Time won't fill your heart,
But baby; I will,
And Nashville will be here and gone too soon,
O', Baltimore; never kept score,
Virginia Beach; kept my sanity,
Time will tell o'; I know it will,
But it's a long, long way to Nashville,
Here inside my heart,
Distance has no place,
The reality of us is,
Only a dream away,
Our love will keep the time,
On the face of the clock we know,
And baby, we will get there,
When we go,
O', it's a long, long way to Nashville; 'til we get there,
The distance is only space between me and you,
Time won't fill your heart,
But baby; I will,
And Nashville will be here and gone too soon,
O', it's a long, long way to Nashville; 'til we get there,
The distance is only space between me and you,
Time won't fill your heart,
But baby; I will,
And Nashville will be here and gone; too soon,
O', Nashville will be here and gone; never me and you.

-WillyToad*

...this is a SmokeytheToad* production.

The McDonaldland Klan Phase III.

Unpublished Works, © 1980, BillyPauleyJr.*

The McDonaldland Klan Phase III.

The McDonaldland Klan is alive and well,
Altho’ at times it’s hard to tell,
One of the best is Loose, so he comes first,
John’s not the best, but he couldn’t be worse,
We even have nicknames for some of the crew,
Like Bullwinkle, Dooger, and little Munchkin too,
Donny Kidd is the Kidd, pet gopher, or Disco,
And everybody knows that Jerry Meadows is Macho,
Phil’s still in love with Mountain Dew,
Gail still loves Scottie and Sue still loves Sue,
Some new people we hardly know,
Are Tony, Janet E., Tammy, and Deb Rose,
Everyone knows George Lambert ‘cos he’s been here so long,
And everyone knows Janet Tackett ‘cos her voice is so strong,
Tim is still the twin of Tom,
McToad is still the son of Mom,
D.J.’s still in love with Vicki,
Tim Maynard is still one of the sickies,
Tim’s sister, Peggy, I constantly bother,
But if something shows up, Tim, I’m not the father,
Patty Howard still laughs like a clown in heat,
Spiffy’s still short and Pam’s still sweet,
Theresa’s a Payne and Patty’s a Dasher,
Kathy Wheeler’s insane and Jo Risner’s a flasher,
Don Jr. and Riddell fill our nights with laughter,
Joyce Workman and Patricia fill our days with disaster,
George Harrison works here, but she’s not a Beatle,
And Clem is Tweedle Dum without the Tweedle,
Jenny’s a teaser and Sherrill’s a flirt,
Ed is a weirdo and Mike Reed’s a twirp,
Carol and Robert are two that are new,
Debbie Crawford alone is our best grill crew,
We have a Sweet Pea, but not a Popeye,
Gerald’s low and Mikey’s high,
Bonnie’s good, but Jerri Spear is the best,
Oscar needs a wife and Lib needs a rest,
Garrett and Joyce are brother and sister,
Greg Loftus is about as fun as a blister,
That’s a lot of names, but there’s lots more yet,
Like Joyce B., Sylvia, and also Pam S.,
Julie and Deb Clark are working later at night,
Herbie is a love bug and Mary gets by,
Peggy Reffitt is cool and Harold is nice,
Nancy’s still breakfast and Joetta still bites,
Shari is crazy and Denise is herself,
Bev’s no stranger and Berinda’s an elf,
All I’ve seen Marsha do is clean,
And all Catwoman does is lean,
Kathy L. has yet to work in this heaven,
And, o’ yeah, I almost forgot about Kevin,
I’m sure Tom Wolf would agree very fast,
The best is always mentioned last,
And now that I’ve named all the crew,
Let my final words say to you,
That the proof is in the McDonaldland Klan,
Nobody can do it like McDonald’s can.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

The Krew Klutz Klan.

Unpublished Works, © 1980, BillyPauleyJr.*

The Krew Klutz Klan.

The McDonaldland Klan has made a change,
With the craziness on a wider range,
Now, the managers have basically stayed the same,
So let’s get a peek at the krew’s little game,
The craziness is proved by our family tree,
For, who else, would admit being related to me,
Let me try to describe the krew,
From another crazy krew member’s point of view,
Some of the krew don’t know the meaning of life,
Like Loose, who’s trying to date Terri, my wife,
The grill krew of Dooger, Dave T., and D. Bayes,
Puts new people like Playdough and Mary B. in a craze,
Joetta and Lindy now work breakfasts and days,
And Tim and Tom are still twins in too many ways,
Mom won’t let me date Lisa, she says it’s not right,
But I think that I’ll ask her and date her in spite,
Melinda is another of the McDonaldland cuties,
And Lightnin’ is surely one of the fruities,
Another one of the workers is Ingles, Mary,
Who publishes my poems and has parties, prairie,
Janet’s pretty rough considering she’s so old,
Patty laughs too often at jokes that are not told,
I think everyone is mentioned, at least I hope they are,
Now you see the people crazy, and conditions bizarre,
We’ll probably lose the Klan, if only one by one,
But I will always strive to remember the fun.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

The McDonaldland Klan.

Unpublished Works, © 1979, BillyPauleyJr.*

The McDonaldland Klan.

Listen up now, try to understand,
And I’ll introduce you to McDonaldland,
The crew is crazy, there is no doubt,
They turn all your tho’ts inside out,
The craziness of the crew is a lot of fun,
But the best comes when the work is done,
This is when managers go berserk,
And it’s a slap in your face and ice down your shirt,
One particular manager I have in mind,
Sprays bug spray and “maybe” acts gay all the time,
The young wedded one sings like Little Bo Peep,
I just hope I’m on his schedule next week,
Kiddo, I tho’t, was bright and concerned,
But his brain took a walk and never returned,
One’s on the short side as everyone sees,
This quality makes her quite easy to tease,
Now the manager we all like to call Anna,
Might notta know how, but she thinka she canna,
Tracy, you see, now he’s the one,
With the habit of calling everyone son,
There’s a little one that still looks like a child,
But when told throws fits and goes totally wild,
The head of the gang is a bit of a ham,
I won’t be mean ‘cos he won’t give a damn,
The owner works right along with the crew,
And all in all is as crazy as you,
This is where I aint’ I and you ain’t you,
It’s WillyToad*, 'possum, Peanut and Pooh,
There’s more details I can think of right off hand,
But for the most part that’s McDonaldland.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production

For Being Loose.

Unpublished Works, © 1979, BillyPauleyJr.*

For Being Loose.

Loose, my brother, you’re quite a guy,
When we’re with you the time just flies,
Of course, it always does when we’re having fun,
For a smile like yours could brighten the sun,
The time spent with you cannot be outclassed,
And you’re just the type to make it last,
This party to honor the birth of you,
Is the best attempt at the least we could do,
I’ll never remember you as just another,
But as the Koala Bear Kid and a helluva brother.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production

What The Hell.

Unpublished Works, © 2002, BillyPauleyJr.*

What the Hell.

What do you say,
What the hell,
Who would know,
Who could tell,
You stand alone,
No one can know,
How much it hurts,
How deep it goes,
Don’t go to sleep,
The dreams will come,
Don’t stay awake,
You’ll come undone,
So what do you do,
What do you say,
What the hell,
Anyway.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

Lazy Girl.

Unpublished Works, © 2001, BillyPauleyJr.*

Lazy Girl.

Ivy is so stubborn,
I don't know why she is,
She's anxious with her fiery heart,
But she's selfish with her kiss,
She wants to know how love is,
She wants to feel it strong,
She wants to open up her heart,
But fears it could go wrong,

O', I think I shall marry Ivy,
She's such a lazy girl,
She'll never find a love alone,
In her fat and lazy world,
She doesn't dare to venture,
She doesn't kiss to tell,
I think I shall marry Ivy,
Just to save her from herself,

Ivy is a coward,
Afraid of her own heart,
Like every breath a target,
And love her only dart,
Lurking in the darkness,
And wishing to the sky,
Believing it may give her wings,
But still afraid to fly,

O', I think I shall marry Ivy,
She's such a lazy girl,
She'll never find a love alone,
In her fat and lazy world,
She doesn't dare to venture,
She doesn't kiss to tell,
I think I shall marry Ivy,
Just to save her from herself,

Ivy is a damsel,
And love is her distress,
You can lead her with emotion,
But you can't make her undress,
She argues there's no heartache,
In a heart that she won't share,
I argue there's a better fate,
For hearts that dare to care,

O', I think I shall marry Ivy,
She's such a lazy girl,
She'll never find a love alone,
In her fat and lazy world,
She doesn't dare to venture,
She doesn't kiss to tell,
I think I shall marry Ivy,
Just to save her from herself,

Yes, I think I shall marry Ivy,
And take her from her shelf,
O', I wonder if she shall marry me,
Just to save me from myself.
O', yeah.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

Easter Sunday.

Unpublished Works, © 2002, BillyPauleyJr.*

Easter Sunday.

It’s Sunday,
Easter Sunday,
Quietly in our bed,
There is rain there on our window,
And peace inside my head,
There’s warmth inside my soul,
Where an ice storm used to be,
There’s a silent conversation there,
Between God and me,

“Listen,” He said, “to my lesson,
The meaning in this day”,
Salvation is my promise,
Sacrifice the way”,

I smiled,
A simple smile,
And felt my heart grow warm,
Inside the sun began to shine,
And break my inner storm,
I prayed for God to help me,
Not falter in my quest,
And to remember, sometimes,
The answer won’t be “yes”,

“Listen,” He said, “to my lesson,
The meaning in this day”,
Salvation is my promise,
Sacrifice the way”,

And so I do,
I miss you,
With my very heart,
But God has His Almighty plan,
And sacrifice... your part.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

Penny.

Unpublished Works, © 1987, BillyPauleyJr.*

Penny.

Penny, I love you, you make me proud,
Everything you do,
Near and far in this world, I've found,
No one like you,
Yeah, you,

A long, long, long, long time ago,
It seems like forever to me,
We used to live in a world I know,
So happy and free,
Then time went on and on and on,
And so as well did we,
But I still see you all day long,
In the sweetest memory,

Penny, I love you, you make me proud,
Everything you do,
Near and far in this world, I've found,
No one like you,
Yeah, you,

Yeah, Penny, with you my life is fulfilled,
I held you then and I always will,
In a memory, in my heart held still,
Yes, I always, always will,
Love you still,

Not too long, long, long ago,
A friend was asking me,
How the hell we could be so close,
I said now can't you see,
As time went on and on as it will,
And so as well did we,
I held her every moment still,
In the sweetest memory,

Penny, I love you, you make me proud,
Everything you do,
Near and far in this world, I've found,
No one like you,
Yeah, you.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

A Song for Me and Patrick To Annoy Mom and Adam with while in Mom's Car on Our Way to California from North Carolina - or - I Think We're in Kansas.

Unpublished Works, © 1981, BillyPauleyJr.*

A Song for Me and Patrick To Annoy Mom and Adam with while in Mom's Car on Our Way to California from North Carolina - or - I Think We're in Kansas.

You got boogers for brains,
It's drivin' me insane,
You stand there everyday,
And make the same mistakes,
You got boogers for brains,

You got boogers for brains,
It's more than a strain,
If you sneeze all the time,
You're gonna blow your mind,
You got boogers for brains.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.