Sunday, August 2, 2009

Testing 4-3-2-1-0.

Unpublished Works, © 1979, BillyPauleyJr.*

Testing 4-3-2-1-0.

Once a scientist conducted a test,
To see with how many legs a frog could jump best,
Four legged he cleared fifty feet with a twitch,
The scientist keeping track to tell which is which,
The scientist called out, “jump, frog, jump”,
And with three legs he sailed forty feet with a thump,
The scientist gave his command with a bark,
And the two legged frog hit the twenty foot mark,
The frog with one leg barely made it ten feet,
The scientist writes it down to keep records neat,
The no legged frog was ready for action,
But it was evident that he could get no traction,
The scientist yelled, “jump” again and again,
But the frog stayed motionless in the same old trend,
The scientist screamed, but the frog still stayed near,
So he wrote, “a frog with no legs just cannot hear”.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production

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