The Krew Klutz Klan.

Unpublished Works, © 1980, BillyPauleyJr.*

The Krew Klutz Klan.

The McDonaldland Klan has made a change,
With the craziness on a wider range,
Now, the managers have basically stayed the same,
So let’s get a peek at the krew’s little game,
The craziness is proved by our family tree,
For, who else, would admit being related to me,
Let me try to describe the krew,
From another crazy krew member’s point of view,
Some of the krew don’t know the meaning of life,
Like Loose, who’s trying to date Terri, my wife,
The grill krew of Dooger, Dave T., and D. Bayes,
Puts new people like Playdough and Mary B. in a craze,
Joetta and Lindy now work breakfasts and days,
And Tim and Tom are still twins in too many ways,
Mom won’t let me date Lisa, she says it’s not right,
But I think that I’ll ask her and date her in spite,
Melinda is another of the McDonaldland cuties,
And Lightnin’ is surely one of the fruities,
Another one of the workers is Ingles, Mary,
Who publishes my poems and has parties, prairie,
Janet’s pretty rough considering she’s so old,
Patty laughs too often at jokes that are not told,
I think everyone is mentioned, at least I hope they are,
Now you see the people crazy, and conditions bizarre,
We’ll probably lose the Klan, if only one by one,
But I will always strive to remember the fun.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.