Monday, July 13, 2009

Inventions By Happen Chance.

Unpublished Works, © 1980, BillyPauleyJr.*

Invention’s By Happen Chance.

Caveman Balzor was trapped on a hill,
His need for survival was much more than real,
So he found a round stone,
And rode all the way home,
Thus becoming the inventor of the wheel,
In the evening when the hoppy toads were croakin’,
The news of his experience was broken,
When his sounds got attention,
He had a second invention,
For now a language of man had been spoken,
The next day he tried something new,
He invented the first pair of shoes,
Tying stones to his feet,
He ran down the street,
And invented fire when all the sparks flew,
Balzor’s life was far too much tension,
Tho’ his creations were all good intentions,
One day while inventing the box,
He was killed by some rocks,
Thus making the coffin his last of inventions.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.


  1. I like this one a lot.. it's very fun and humorous! :)

  2. it was a school project... i got a good grade for it, but later... when we were to turn in a bigger project, the same teacher doubted it was my work. she gave me an "F" and i was done with school from that moment. :|



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