In Code (Decoded).
When I was only nine years old,
I used to always write in code,
So I could keep my secrets to myself,
But I told my girlfriend Betty Lou,
And she told her best friend Bobby Sue,
Even though she told her to tell nobody else,
But women are women and that's a sin,
Even at the age of nine or ten,
So the world soon knew more about me than myself,
And a woman blames a man for everything,
When it's known by everyone,
That a woman is the only terrible thing,
A man has ever done.
- WillyToad*
… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.
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