Sunday, May 17, 2009

If Dogs Could Talk.

Unpublished Works, © 2005, BillyPauleyJr.*

If Dogs Could Talk.

Becky* wasn’t mean,
She loved Ruby, her pup,
She did everything,
To brighten her up,
She bo’t her squeaky toys,
And an Old Navy coat,
Lil’ Ruby was cute,
And that’s all she wrote,

O’, if dogs could talk,
Ruby would scream,
She’d cry out, “Why, Mama, why,
D’ya make a fool out of me?,
I wanna run away,
When you baby me”,
O’, if dogs could talk,
No doubt, lil’ Ruby would scream,

On Christmas night,
Becky* tho’t it was cute,
When she made Ruby,
Wear a Santa suit,
Then on New Year’s Eve,
When the sun went down,
Becky* got her camera,
And made Ruby a crown,

O’, if dogs could talk,
Ruby would scream,
She’d cry out, “Why, Mama, why,
D’ya make a fool out of me?,
I wanna run away,
When you baby me”,
O’, if dogs could talk,
No doubt, lil’ Ruby would scream,

Becky* dressed Ruby,
For Valentine’s Day,
She put on cupid wings,
And a cherry beret,
She taught her to bark,
“I love you, mama”,
It was o’, so cute,
It was too much drama,

O’, if dogs could talk,
Ruby would scream,
She’d cry out, “Why, Mama, why,
D’ya make a fool out of me?,
I wanna run away,
When you baby me”,
O’, if dogs could talk,
No doubt, lil’ Ruby would scream,

Becky* loved Ruby,
But Ruby would pray,
She wouldn’t be a shamrock,
On St. Patrick’s day,
To be an Easter bunny,
O’, Ruby would cry,
Or an Uncle Sam,
On the Fourth of July,

O’, if dogs could talk,
Ruby would scream,
She’d cry out, “Why, Mama, why,
D’ya make a fool out of me?,
I wanna run away,
When you baby me”,
O’, if dogs could talk,
No doubt, lil’ Ruby would scream,

She’d be a fairy princess,
On Halloween,
And a Thanxgiving turkey,
You know what I mean,
O’, if dogs could talk,
Lil’ Ruby, o’, Ruby would scream.

- WillyToad*

… this is a Smokey the Toad™ production.

3 comments:

  1. oh lord my ribs hurt! how could you just stand by and watch?!?!?! :)

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  2. hey... this is a true story! we still have pictures of ruby in her crown! rainy (our boston terrier) has been seen with a witches hat on, but why drag ALL the animals into this? :p

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  3. This really got my attention! I love it! I can't get the mental picture of Ruby looking up at You and Becky in disgust.. lol

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